Flowers that bloom in the spring

When the Poulaphouca yews in Circe reveal to the Nymph that a young Bloom "profaned our sacred shade" by masturbating "In the open air...And on our virgin sward," he responds with a gush of excuses: "I was precocious. Youth. The fauna. I sacrificed to the god of the forest. The flowers that bloom in the spring. It was pairing time. Capillary attraction is a natural phenomenon." These lame excuses distract from the much more relevant confession that comes next: the waterfall made Bloom remembering spying on a urinating girl. The allusion to a song in Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado slyly undermines Bloom's attempts at self-justification.

John Hunt 2025


  J. Hassal's 1919 publicity poster for The Mikado, from Robin Wilson and Lloyd Frederic's Gilbert & Sullivan: The Official D'Oyly Carte Picture History (1984). Source: Wikimedia Commons.



  The Flowers That Bloom in the Spring in the 1966 film of the Mikado (audio upgraded with a 1965 stereo recording by the same cast, conducted by Sir Malcolm Sargent). Source: www.youtube.com.



  Eric Idle as Ko-Ko in the same number (he substitutes "bugger" for "bother") in a modern-setting 1986 English National Opera production directed for television by Jonathan Miller. Source: www.youtube.com.